ODORLISQUES

WHAT, US WORMY? upcoming 2011
jan 10th- ghosttown gallery w THE BABIES, TENEMENT, HUFF STUFF MAGAZINE
sometime in jan? or feb? tba, anyway PALMWINE RUMPUS vol 1 and 2 CD and LP (respectively) release by PARTY NGG! and a special show. also NO MONEY NO PROBLEMS cdr
jan 31- arcata w KNIFEY SPOONY
feb 1- eugene w KNIFEY SPOONY
feb 2- seattle black lodge w UNNATURAL HELPERS, KNIFEY SPOONY
feb 5- tba slabtown bender
feb 10? a thing?
mar 4- 1234go! records presents UZI RASH 4th ANNUAL ARTS SHOW plus 7inch release shindig! featuring COLLEEN GREEN
thheee ffuuttuurrreeetba- I WAS 30 IN 2012 LP recorded by andy human.
NOTHING, WITE RASH THYME, 4 way split w??? well, maybe. repress of WE LIVE ON TRASH? split w MIKE HUNCHBACK? who can say? a video w JACQUELINE? ok, lets not get carried away! an MRR interview by mr indigenous nudity himself, LEW HOUSTON?!???


"If you don't see the fnord it can't eat you, don't see the fnord, don't see the fnord..."

A LITTLE MORE NOTHING

Long ago before the dawn of man as we have researched about it in 7th grade Social Studies there was a bone and rock. From that bone and rock came the first xenoa0r30rweraphone, later known as the Tenor Saxophone so the common people could understand and utilize it for the greater good of musical progression and exploration. The Tenor Saxophone was then the main instrument in a music called JAZZ. JAZZ IS THE MUSIC OF THE COMMON PEOPLE.

But in modern society it has become a stale euroelevator lovesong of boring douchejizz. More often than now it is used to enhance sexual explosions (source: some dickhead with a PhD from 6Boner9 College.) It is no longer the music of the common people. What was once a forward thinking style of art is now just a medium for horny people to keep their libido's in a superchargeupliftmofopartyplanunknownfreakystyley.

In the future Jazz will no longer be known as Jazz. It will be known as Jozz and will only be listened to on SM satellite radio by the lower middle lower class since class systems will divided up in sevens. DUH!

- STEVE0



I KNOW THAT YOU READ MY WEEKEND DIARY:
smells like pills
central valley rainbowed
zone factory
glyphyt
game room cities
beach bdvl
jungle bros
monkey bread
worm dangle
agra oh!
i am healed (AGAIN)
"desire path to cryptoforest urinal"
saddlery (come into my barn)
frank/frank2/original frank gehry - A TOTAL NOPE SHOW

NOTHING

more appearances:
december 17th- COPLAND Paddys bday w SHANNON AND THE CLAMS, SWEET NOTHING, DIRTY CUPCAKES, ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST
dec 21- FIVE POINTS ARTSPACE sf w DIRTY CUPCAKES, YOUNGER LOVERS, TERRY MALTS
dec 29- STORK CLUB w LENS, WARM BLOOD, NECTARINE PIE

CLOSER TO THEE

weekend jaunt so cal forthcoming, to wit:

Dec 10 FULLERTON CA tba, w wounded lion, colleen green, others

Dec 11 SAN DIEGO CA tower bar w stalins of sound, shapes of future frames

Dec 12 BAKERSFIELD CA franks house 623 Lincoln St w processors, raghav pahrti

updates soon

more new:

NO MONEY NO PROBLEMS cdr available dec 2010

PALMWINE RUMPUS vol 1 cdr to be included with PALMWINE RUMPUS vol 2 LP available early 2011 from PARTY NGG! records

march 4th 2011 UZI RASH 4th ANNUAL ARTS EXPOSITION and MUSIC SHOW at 1234GO! Records oakland with colleen green in conjunction with ISAWU 7" release on 1234GO! Records

more new soon just wait

MONKSPIEL

hey there fuck face uh, my name is STANLEY. its beet time, its trash day, its RASH time, its MONK time. we dont like the army. what army? what, me worry? why do you kill all those kids on planet earth? my brothers and sisters are dying on planet earth. mad earthlings.
and JOHN RAMBO, who is he? he didnt draw first blood, you did. stop it. i love it i hate it! its too loud for the ears?
FRANK GEHRY is coming now, we like it, we like it.
but we dont like the atom bomb. stop it, i dont like it i like it.
whats your program COURTNEY?
you think like i think. you gotta rash, i got a rash, man, we ALL got rashes.
CODY STEV0 BENNY COURTNEY lets go its RASH time, its MONK time.

UPCOMING SHOWS and NEWS new

tues oct 12 sugar mtn LENS, WAX IDOLS, ROYAL BATHS its heathers bday (see below photo)


wed oct 13 locos only w DIRTY CUPCAKES, NOBUNNY

MONKS thurs oct 28th white horse


MONKS sun oct 31 thee parkside


nov 7 oakland copland 2313 san pablo w SPURM (seattle), LENS, TWIN STEPS, SIMON LEBRON

nov 12 oakland willow house 10th and willow w CRUDDY (austin), SLUG LIFE, one more



UZI RASH HATE THE POLICE

excerpt from "How Bluegrass Music Destroyed My LIfe" by John Fahey

" i asked eddie about the origin of the chant. he knew all the answers to all the important questions. even the really hard ones like only the questions that the satmar rabbi was supposed to be able to answer. eddie said all the aryans had chanted since the beginning of time and that great k had taught it to the people of the sligo river valley- uhrheimat. later he taught it to other people who wanted to learn. people, that is. there were lots of impostors around. krell-like beings from other planets who masqueraded as human beings. evil krell-like beings who, if you could really see them the way they were, were green and had scales and were reptilian and had tails and gills and tentacles and stuff like that. and someday when the great k finally came into his entirety, he would rescue us from these evil krell-like beings. he would conjure up a double-whammy and immediately everybody who was really green would look green and not white. then we would have a "program". that's what it was called. it would make all the evil beings go away or die or something."

photography courtesy THEE OWEN COOK

http://www.answers.com/topic/trashman-video-game

Trashman Through Time was halted in 1986 by a mysterious traveler from the future, known only as 'Stanley'. We know now that he had traveled backward through time & trash from the year 2012 to prevent the completion of Trashman Through Time so that it could be completed 25 years later by the sound music group Uzi Rash, but not as a video game, as conceptual interactive cd rom record album lazerdisk. it would transcend the video game platform into a new medium.

while attempting to return to his own time (2012) to witness the rapture, something 'went rong' with the time device, and Stanley was mistakenly sent to 1981. He was apprehended by authorities and committed to a maximum security mental facility, where the father of New Generation Software programmer Malcolm E. Evans was employed as a mop steward. Having heard the tale of Stanley (the real Trashman Through Time) from his father over a meal of spaghetti and whole milk, he was inspired to create the Trashman trilogy of video games, which would culminate with the release of the final game Trashman Through Time. The entire game series, therefore, becomes an Ontological Paradox, with no ultimate source, or, rather, the impetus for the creation of Trashman was Stanley himself, who had traveled back in time to prevent the completion of the series that he unwittingly inspired BY traveling into the past.

UZI RASH ARTIST STATMENT:
"Having completed the original 'Trashman' you are awarded a Diploma of Trashmanship, which entitles you to go forth and rid the world of trash. This is your mission."


-courtesy of "The Little Trashman"

ENCROACHMENT ON INNOCENCE- a spring 2010 so cal tour diary

I WAS 30 IN 2012

upcoming:
seriously will soon have split cassette w TELEPHONE CALLERS. for now, download here free: http://prtyngg.tumblr.com
1234go will do a seven inch single.
will we ever have the REAL 'we live on trash'? the world may never know.
'palmwine rumpus vol 2' entering final processes. more info in the future

shows:
fri sept 3 weird warehouse san pablo btwn 22 and 23 w KNIFEY SPOONY, COLLEEN GREEN, others
tues sept 7 5points arthouse 72 tehema st sf w NIGHT BEATS, MORCRETO, other?
tues sept 14 hemlock tavern sf w UNSTOPPABLE MACHINES OF DEATH, MIDNITE SNACKS
thurs sept 16 locos only as KNIFEY RASHY, w PROCESSORS, AMERICAN SPLITS, TOTAL FANG
sun sept 19 sachas house w RAW WAR, STREETEATERS 8pm
wed sept 29 ghosttown gallery punk bus benefit w tba
oct 1 kdvs
oct 12 sugar mtn heathers bday w WAX IDOLS, THE ROYAL BATHS, LENS
oct 24 stork club w MOCCRETRO, LA DANGHA BLOOM, others
oct 31 parkside (as MONKS) w NOBUNNY (as CRAMPS, again), others

more later.

UZI RASH HATES YOU (J/K) we love you

TOTALLY FIRED music video to watch

"Totally Fired" by Uzi Rash from Owen Cook on Vimeo.

UH OH

upcoming performances:
july 20th locos only oakland w colleen green, girlfriends, others
aug 4th 1687 hayes st sf w lazy, others
aug 7th el rio sf w nothing people, hank iv, other
aug 12th the funhouse seattle wa w ggreen, grave babies, others
aug 18th 21 grand oaky w ggreen, the mantles. others
sept ? hoodstock oakland
sept 14th the hemlock sf w terrible twos, others
oct 1st kdvs davis w wounded lion (maximum freedom kickoff partay)
oct 31 bottom of the hill w nobunny, others

special edition WE LIVE ON TRASH still available, split w telephone callers CAVE CONSCIOUSNESS available soon. upcoming: PALMWINE RUMPUS? 1 and 2

COMPLEAT DISCOGRAPHY (ish so far)

paid in fur- cdr, 24/7/tcac/ sept 2007
fatal rash- cdr, 24/7/ tcac/ nov 2007
mescalito cunts- cass, 24/7 jan 2008
reptile musik- cdr, 24/7/tcac feb 2008
ziggurat- cdr 24/7 aug 2008
vs the future- cdr, 24/7 aug 2008
erotic terror beats the drums of the republic- cass, jerkwave feb 2009
i see u ep- cdr, 24/7 tcac, mar 2009
oakland tcac comp- cass, tcac mar 2009
hight +phree- lp, freedom school aug 2009
when the veil is lifted- cdr 24/7, tcac 2009
...is ricky trash- cdr 24/7, freedom school, tcac oct 2009
live on nyu- cdr 24/7 tcac oct 2009
live barn vessels- cdr 24/7 tcac nov 2009
ftp lite- cdr, 24/7 tcac nov 2009
we live on trash- lp freedom school jul 2010
cave consciousness- cass split w telephone callers , party ngg! jul 2010
---upcoming---
lovecraft- lp split w mike hunchback party ngg! ?
palmwine rumpus I- cdr 24/7 tcac ?
palmwine rumus II- lp ?
boo who? live on kdvs- cdr 24/7 tcac ?
...is colleen green- cdr 24/7 tcac ?

YOU TUBE PARTY VIDEO COLLECTION

On Safari by The Uzi Rash Group from Owen Cook on Vimeo.

HELLO DUMMIES

I awoke with a start, in a makeshift bed of palm fronds on the cold dirt floor of a yurt or whatever

June 4- san francisco ca at the hemlock with SCREAMING FEMALES (nj), WINTER OX, more

June 11- big sur ca at the maiden pub with HOBOCOP, THE MYSTERY LIGHTS

June 18- oakland ca at sugar mountain 2515 san pablo with HERE COMES A BIG BLACK CLOUD (pdx), MECHANICAL THINGS, WINTER OX

June 24- sacramento ca at the hub with SHEARING PINX (canada), NU SENSAE (canada), SHANNON and the CLAMS, GUANTANAMO BAYWATCH (pdx)

June 25- oakland ca at the full house house (their last show ever) with COLLEEN GREEN (la), PSYCHIC FELINE (pdx), BROKEN SPELLS (provo), more

July 2- oakland ca at tbd UZI RASH THIRD ANNUAL CULTURE EVENT and RECORD RELEASE with GGREEN (sacto), SHANNON and the CLAMS, BAD SPORTS (denton)

. We will gather in joyous celebration of the release of the second UZI RASH long playing record, We Live on Trash (freedom school records).
July 17- oakland ca at melton manor 3127 telegraph with BURNING YELLOWS (pdx), more