ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS and CREDITS

THANK YOU: everyone who has bought a record, set up a show, put us up, and attended a performance.

UZI RASH WOULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT:

PLAYERS: Erin Allen, Thomas Alvarez, Ian Amberson, Cody Blanchard, Cancifis, Courtney Castleman, Justin Champlin, Nato Coles, Owen Cook, Dylan Craver, Mick Crosby, Matt Corona, Ian Dugas, Andrew Henderson, Andy Human, Hunchback Craig, Matt Galbreth, Dani Golomb, Laura Gravander, Johnnie Heinz, Ben Heykes, Mike Hunchback, Liz Liles, James Luster, Matthew Melton, Mandy Mullins, Steve Oriolo, Lauren Orso, Alese Osborn, Nate Penn, Brontez Purnell, Eric Randall, Patrick Shaw, Shannon Shaw, Andrew Sullivan, Sweet Tooth, Micah Warren, Erin Williams,  Danny Zajakowski

AUDIO: Cody Blanchard, Jackson Blumgart, Justin Champlin, Owen Cook, Andy Human, the Hunchbacks (Mike and Craig), Jason Testasecca

VISUAL: Owen Cook, Dan Shaw (Barfsnake Films)

DISTRIBUTION: 1234GO! Records (Steve Stevenson), Burger Records (Sean and Lee), the Church and Commune (James Luster), Dead Beat Records (Tom), Freedom School Records (Mike Hunchback),  GGNZLA (T.V. Coahran), Jerkwave Records (Dead Luke), Party Ngg Records (Auchie Semos aka Josh Patrick Quinn aka JPQ [do not work with this person]), Pleasant Screams (Hans White), Volar Records (Craig Oliver)

TRANSPORTATION: Cody Blanchard, Courtney Castleman, Owen Cook, Mick Crosby, Lisa Mancini, Steve Oriolo, Allie Hanlan

WISDOM, SUPPORT, and INSPIRATION: Nate Bedortha, Justin Champlin, Lew Houston, Lisa Mancini, Shannon Shaw

SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE: Rev. Stanley J. Bingman

CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER

UZI RASH (the mark of Cain) proudly presents
with 1-2-3-4GO! Records (Zero Boys reference)
CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER (industrial trash bags)

1- CLOGGED DRAINS (proposed new theme song for "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe"
2- OUT FOR BRUNCH (in which an unlucky  Christian missionary meets an ironic fate at the hands of cannibals indigenous to Papua New Guinea)
3- GOLDEN DAWN (in which one Mr. Aleister Crowley slinks away on a walk of shame from his conquest the morning after Ash Wednesday)
4- FISH HEAD GOD (in which Jesus Christ turns himself into a sea creature to punctuate an amusing and educational parable, but is inadvertently caught by a fisherman. Maybe.)
5- BONGO COUNTY FAIR (in which wild animals of the forest must seek hibernous refuge away from the Dionysian revelry of loud and emboldened moonshiners by leaving the titular Bongo County)
6- UNDER THE WATER (in which a globster remembers his life from before and meets an unfortunate end trying to reconnect with his past)
7- THE MAN WHO BRINGS THE MUD (in which a wandering hobo's offering of nite soil is refused by an amphibious overlord resurrected by his faith in a god who is a figment of his depraved imagination)
8- ULTRASOFT HS BLACK (don't buy oil based ink for screen printing your band's shirts if you don't have an industrial dryer and then take them on tour anyway and they get filthy oily residue everywhere because they aren't dry and then try and wash them when you get home but they really just muddy up the washing and drying machines for clean clothes)
9- W3 (in which a male invalid fantasizes about the return of his lover, a benevolent witch, while she tends to the dying crops of a nearby village)
10- * ("To Be Alone with You" was the first song Dylan recorded for Nashville Skyline, on February 13, 1969. Years after recording the song, Dylan commented that "I was trying to grasp something that would lead me on to where I thought I should be, and it didn't go anywhere.")

Featuring:
M.Nordile- vocals, electric guitar, acoustic guitar
Steve0- bass guitar, prepared 12 string guitar, acoustic guitar
BTO- guitar, banjo, electric MIDI saxophone, drums
The Littlest Trashman- prepared 12 string guitar, drums
Mick- drums
Mandy Mullins- vocals
J.T.- recording engineer, producer
Rev. Stanley J. Bingman- remote spiritual guidance
Dan Shaw- video director

Recorded Easter of 2012 at 3/27 Haus, Oakland, CA

http://youtu.be/Klorz45FiT4
http://youtu.be/hh_hikkC8og

ALTAR STATS

oct 5- casa sandinista oakland w YI, BODY SWAP, NATIVE CATS (tasmania)
oct 21 parkside sf w WHITE MYSTERY, GREG ASHLEY, CRACKED ICE
oct 26 new parish oakland w NOBUNNY, SHANNON AND THE CLAMS, AUDACITY, we will be performing as THE FALL

oct 28- oakland 1234go records w Unnatural Helpers, Stillsuit, Synthetic ID
nov 2- LA redwood w Pteredacdudes, Shark Toys
3- Fullerton, burger records w The Eeries

4- Flagstaff Cottage House w Custody Battle
5- Albq little engine gallery
6- El Paso Ms Lips Lounge
7- Austin 29th st ballroom w Cruddy, Dikes of Holland
8- Houston
9- NOLA saturn bar
10- Mobile
11- St Augustine, Nobbys w Bermuda, The Mold
12- Orlando , Lous w Hungry Gayze, Partying
13- Atlanta *
14- Chattanooga
15- Nashville *
16- Columbus, Bourbon st w Guinea Worms, Brain, Biff Boff Barf!
17- Detroit painted lady w Sros Lords, k-9 sniffies
18- Milwilly ground zero
19- Carbondale, Lost Cross House w aAutonomy, GGreen
20- Lawrence replay lounge w GGReen
21- Denver Tea House
22- day off, thanksgiving holiday
23- SLC
24- Reno holland project
25- Sacto Animal House, w Ggreen, Screature

FINAL SEASON TOUR THE END (2007-2012)

our last tour will occur in November, in concordance with our newest LP CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER on 1234go! records

NOVEMBER
2- LA redwood w Pteredacdudes, Shark Toys
3- Fullerton, burger records w The Eeries
4- Flagstaff Cottage House w Custody Battle
5- Albq
6- El Paso  Ms Lips Lounge
7- Austin 29th st ballroom w Cruddy, Dikes of Holland
8- Houston w Mikey and the Drags
9- NOLA
10- Mobile
11- St Augustine, Nobbys
12- Orlando , Lous
13- Atlanta *
14- Chattanooga 
15- Nashville *
16- Columbus, Bourbon st w Guinea Worms, Brain, Biff Boff Barf!
17- Detroit painted lady w Sros Lords, k-9 sniffies
18- Milwilly ground zero
19- Carbondale, Lost Cross House
20- Lawrence
21- Denver Tea House
22- day off, thanksgiving holiday
23- SLC
24- Reno
25- Sacto Animal House, w Ggreen, Screature
*= help, please contact mnordile@gmail.com

also

For our halloween show Oct 26 at New Parish, we will be performing as THE FALL. Others are SHANNON and the Clams, PANGEA, and NOBUNNY as various acts

and

OUR LAST SHOW IS DECEMBER 1, 2012 at SUGAR MTN oakland, ca w special guests KAREN, TERRY MALTS, tba, with Projections by BLACK HOLE

LEVIATHAN

The Leviathan is mentioned six times in the Hebrew Bible, with Job 41:1-41:34 being dedicated to describing him in detail:^[1]

¹ Can you pull in the leviathan with a fishhook or tie down his tongue with a rope?

² Can you put a cord through his nose or pierce his jaw with a hook?

³ Will he keep begging you for mercy? Will he speak to you with gentle words?

⁴ Will he make an agreement with you for you to take him as your slave for life?

⁵ Can you make a pet of him like a bird or put him on a leash for your girls?

⁶ Will traders barter for him? Will they divide him up among the merchants?

⁷ Can you fill his hide with harpoons or his head with fishing spears?

⁸ If you lay a hand on him, you will remember the struggle and never do it again!

⁹ Any hope of subduing him is false; the mere sight of him is overpowering.

¹⁰ No-one is fierce enough to rouse him. Who then is able to stand against me?

¹¹ Who has a claim against me that I must pay? Everything under heaven belongs to me.

¹² I will not fail to speak of his limbs, his strength and his graceful form.

¹³ Who can strip off his outer coat? Who would approach him with a bridle?

¹⁴ Who dares open the doors of his mouth, ringed about with his fearsome teeth?

¹⁵ His back has rows of shields tightly sealed together;

¹⁶ each is so close to the next that no air can pass between.

¹⁷ They are joined fast to one another; they cling together and cannot be parted.

¹⁸ His snorting throws out flashes of light; his eyes are like the rays of dawn.

¹⁹ Firebrands stream from his mouth; sparks of fire shoot out.

²⁰ Smoke pours from his nostrils as from a boiling pot over a fire of reeds.

²¹ His breath sets coals ablaze, and flames dart from his mouth.

²² Strength resides in his neck; dismay goes before him.

²³ The folds of his flesh are tightly joined; they are firm and immovable.

²⁴ His chest is hard as rock, hard as a lower millstone.

²⁵ When he rises up, the mighty are terrified; they retreat before his thrashing.

²⁶ The sword that reaches him has no effect, nor does the spear or the dart or the javelin.

²⁷ Iron he treats like straw and bronze like rotten wood.

²⁸ Arrows do not make him flee, sling stones are like chaff to him.

²⁹ A club seems to him but a piece of straw, he laughs at the rattling of the lance.

³⁰ His undersides are jagged potsherds, leaving a trail in the mud like a threshing-sledge.

³¹ He makes the depths churn like a boiling cauldron and stirs up the sea like a pot of ointment.

³² Behind him he leaves a glistening wake; one would think the deep had white hair.

³³ Nothing on earth is his equal— a creature without fear.

³⁴ He looks down on all that are haughty; he is king over all that are proud.

LETS GET TOGETHER AND FEEL ALRIGHT

upcoming: When the veil is lifted b/w FTP Lite 2 album cassette on burger records, I Forget 7" on GGNZLA, Coreless Roll Can-Liner LP on 1234GO! with tape on Burger Records, Beast Of Trash best of rash on Burger Records, The Garbageman's Uniform LP on?, Halloween for The Fall, November national tour, THE END

AUG 2 HEMLOCK TAVERN SF w LENZ, others

AUG 11 RENDEZVOUS SEATTLE w THE PHARMACY, STICKERS. 5th and Final Art Show, plus GGNZLA 7" release show

http://ggnzla.bandcamp.com/album/i-forgot-7

AUG 15 THE KNOCKOUT SF w AUDACITY, SHANNON and the CLAMS, PRIMITIVE HEARTS

NO THINGS

and then, in august we shall convene with cruddy from austin tx, and wimps from seattle. on separate dates. also up coming- BLBL tape from Pleasant Screams Tapes, TROUTWOMEN 7" on GGNZLA, CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER LP from 1234go!, our FIFTH (and final) ANNUAL ART SHOW, our Final Tour in the fall. Then, we say "goodbye".

more soon

WHYTE RASH TIME: a review (from france)

You thought all to have heard with PINBALL, ARAB ONE RADAR, HOMOSTUPIDS, FOLDED SHIRT and the SHAGGS?  I present you UZI RASH, well broken quartet if it is some.  The first one listens (Labrador) took place in evening end, immediately following the departure of the buddies Eric and come Audrey to the house to do the dubbing of Investigation of Action (yes not tries not to understand, I will explain you a day).  With Jennie, one wondered what it had well been able to go through the head of these Americans to deliver of a similar disc.  Indeed, this is very simple.  Suffices to listen temperate.  Music blues rock tinkered with vaudou with the means of the edge, supreme discords, talks of deaf one between all the instruments.  And then this completely stunned voice, deep feeble, delayed to the extreme one, so improbable that one would believe it gone out of a bad episode of Ren & Stimpy.  Poulpos should love.

NEW SHOWs HEADS real

may 6- 3/27 haus 3127 telegraph oakland early show 6pm CUSTODY BATTLE (az), YI

may 11th- davis bike collective w GGREEN, CHARLES ALBRIGHT

may 12th- clarks house 249 ryland reno w SPITTING IMAGE, SPOROZOAN

may 26th- speakeasy hunters point sf w YI, SYNTHETIC ID, TERRY MALTS

may 31st- whitehorse oakland GO! GO! fest w WHITE FANG, CCR HEADCLEANER

also upcoming: PORTERS cdr self release,  Troutwomen 7" from GGNZLA, BLBL cassettes from Hans White, CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER LP from 1234GO!

contribution to ASSWIPE

UZI RASH

in

WHYTE RASH TIME*

HI MY NAME IS REVEREND STANLEY JAY BINGMAN AND ITS HOPS TIME ITS BEET TIME ITS CHARRED REMAINS AND NOBRLE CABBAGE TIME NOTHING LEFT TO SCAVENGE TIME AND WERE NOT IN THE ARMY WHAT ARMY THE WHYTE RASH ARMY MAYBE OF COURSE BUT NATURALLY BEYOND THATW ERE NOT IN THE ARMY IN FACT WE HATE THE ARMY WHAT ARMY? WHYTE ARMY? WHO CARES WHAT ARMY HEY WHY DID YOU KILL ALL MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS TOURIST ON THE KADATH PLAIN STARING AT SPIRAL SPIRES ALL LIKE DUH HEY MY EX WIFE DIED IN KADATH NO NOT THAT EX WIFE MY OTHER EX WIFE DONT BE INSENSITIVE AND HEY WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE TREES ON EASTER ISLAND BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS WHO IS BUD TUTMARC AND RICHARD STERLING AND ALEISTER CROCODILE I LIKE THEM WE ALL LIKE THEM HECK WE LOVE THEM BUT HEY WE LOVE EVERYBODY DONT WE WE YEAH WE DO STOP IT STOP IT ITS HURTING MY EARS ITS QUITE A RACKET BUT I LIKE IT I DONT LIKE YOUR RACKET YOU CAPITALIST YOU POSEUR WE LIKE PUSSY GALORE WE LOVE SEX WE HATE WAR WE HATE BOSSES WE HATE RENT WE LOVE LOVE WE DONT LIKE THE ATOM BOMB WHATS THAT ANYWAY WE DONT LIKE THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER FUCK YOU SCIENTISTS HOW DO YOU WORK ANYWAY WHATS YOUR MEANING LITTLE TRASHMAN/JANITOR WHATS YOUR PROGRAM HEY YOU THINK LIKE I THINK IVE GOT A WHYTE RASH PECULA MECCATTI YOUVE GOT A WHYTE RASH MARK O CAIN YOU THINK LIKE I THINK WE ALL GOT RASHES HEY SWEETTOOTH, DAN, DANI, DANNY, DYLAN, OWEN, IAN, IAN, NATO, ANDREW, ANDREW, ANDY, ERIC, ERIN, LIZ, LISA, LELAH, LAURA, LAUREN, STEVE0, MICK, COURTNEY, BEN, PADDY, MAX, MATT, MICAH, MIKE, JUSTIN, JOHNNIE, JAMES ITS 24/7 TIME ITS SCUM TIME ITS DUMM TIME ITS AGE OF THE REPTILES TIME ITS OUTTA TIME TIME UNDER PRESSURE ITS BEET TIME ITS HOPS TIME ITS WHYTE RASH TIME

*should have 8 points. i mean, cmon, its on the 8 key, right?

UZI RASH 2007-2012

WHYTE RASH TIME + information

"UZI RASH- Whyte Rash Time LP. Left coast wack jobs UZI RASH continue to make some of the most unique and memorable music around. Sounding like a stripped down garage band diving head first into a bottle of cough syrup, UZI RASH blast irresistibly, unpredictive tunes from the outer viscera of the garage scene. It's all bottom heavy, gutted, swamp-fuzz slathered in their own shimmering, oddball charm that helps UZI RASH carve out there own little pantheon of coolness in wierdsville. Sloppy, shambolic cave man thud that'll sidle up nicely against your Cramps, Swell Maps, Cheater Slicks, and Pussy Galore records. A chaotic mess from start to finish."

http://www.shop.dead-beat-records.com/UZI-RASH-Whyte-Rash-Time-LP-WHITE-WAX-LTD-TO-100-DB-98-WHITE-LP.htm

http://soundcloud.com/uzi-rash/a-new-house

http://soundcloud.com/uzi-rash/swamp-walk-1

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March 19- on the radio w Andre Torrez

March 22- 1234go! records with GGREEN, GANGLIANS, TWIN STEPS

March 31- 1234go! records w CHAIN + the GANG, another///// WHYTE RASH TIME RELEASE SHOW

APRIL 7+8 we go into the studio (living room) to record CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER, our next hit LP

April 10- oakland, w BIG BLACK CLOUD (pdx)

more soon

WEST COSTS HEADS PART 2 and more

FEB 9- eugene luckys cigar club w THE BLIMP
FEB 10- seattle black lodge w UNNATURAL HELPERS, WIMPS, SPURM
FEB 11- olympia track house 511 7th ave se w SHARK PACT, MUTOID MEN
FEB 12- portland the alleyway w BIG BLACK CLOUD
FEB 14 - san francisco hemlock w TITS free valentines day show

despite van destruction, we soldier on

Feb 23- knockout sf w BIG EYES, BAD BACKS, STREETEATERS

FEB 24- lobot gallery oakland w PRIMARY COLORS, SNOB PALACE

MAR 22- 1234go1 w GGREEN, GANGLIANS, TWIN STEPS

MAR 31- 1234go! w GRASS WIDOW, CHAIN and the GANG

one of the above will be our release show for "WHYTE RASH TIME" LP.

on tour we will have "BLBL" cassette (NEW!), "30 in 2012"LP, "PALMWINE RUMPUS 2" LP, "I SAW U" 7"

YES IT IS DELIGHTFUL