contribution to ASSWIPE

UZI RASH

in

WHYTE RASH TIME*

HI MY NAME IS REVEREND STANLEY JAY BINGMAN AND ITS HOPS TIME ITS BEET TIME ITS CHARRED REMAINS AND NOBRLE CABBAGE TIME NOTHING LEFT TO SCAVENGE TIME AND WERE NOT IN THE ARMY WHAT ARMY THE WHYTE RASH ARMY MAYBE OF COURSE BUT NATURALLY BEYOND THATW ERE NOT IN THE ARMY IN FACT WE HATE THE ARMY WHAT ARMY? WHYTE ARMY? WHO CARES WHAT ARMY HEY WHY DID YOU KILL ALL MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS TOURIST ON THE KADATH PLAIN STARING AT SPIRAL SPIRES ALL LIKE DUH HEY MY EX WIFE DIED IN KADATH NO NOT THAT EX WIFE MY OTHER EX WIFE DONT BE INSENSITIVE AND HEY WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE TREES ON EASTER ISLAND BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS WHO IS BUD TUTMARC AND RICHARD STERLING AND ALEISTER CROCODILE I LIKE THEM WE ALL LIKE THEM HECK WE LOVE THEM BUT HEY WE LOVE EVERYBODY DONT WE WE YEAH WE DO STOP IT STOP IT ITS HURTING MY EARS ITS QUITE A RACKET BUT I LIKE IT I DONT LIKE YOUR RACKET YOU CAPITALIST YOU POSEUR WE LIKE PUSSY GALORE WE LOVE SEX WE HATE WAR WE HATE BOSSES WE HATE RENT WE LOVE LOVE WE DONT LIKE THE ATOM BOMB WHATS THAT ANYWAY WE DONT LIKE THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER FUCK YOU SCIENTISTS HOW DO YOU WORK ANYWAY WHATS YOUR MEANING LITTLE TRASHMAN/JANITOR WHATS YOUR PROGRAM HEY YOU THINK LIKE I THINK IVE GOT A WHYTE RASH PECULA MECCATTI YOUVE GOT A WHYTE RASH MARK O CAIN YOU THINK LIKE I THINK WE ALL GOT RASHES HEY SWEETTOOTH, DAN, DANI, DANNY, DYLAN, OWEN, IAN, IAN, NATO, ANDREW, ANDREW, ANDY, ERIC, ERIN, LIZ, LISA, LELAH, LAURA, LAUREN, STEVE0, MICK, COURTNEY, BEN, PADDY, MAX, MATT, MICAH, MIKE, JUSTIN, JOHNNIE, JAMES ITS 24/7 TIME ITS SCUM TIME ITS DUMM TIME ITS AGE OF THE REPTILES TIME ITS OUTTA TIME TIME UNDER PRESSURE ITS BEET TIME ITS HOPS TIME ITS WHYTE RASH TIME

*should have 8 points. i mean, cmon, its on the 8 key, right?

UZI RASH 2007-2012

WHYTE RASH TIME + information

"UZI RASH- Whyte Rash Time LP. Left coast wack jobs UZI RASH continue to make some of the most unique and memorable music around. Sounding like a stripped down garage band diving head first into a bottle of cough syrup, UZI RASH blast irresistibly, unpredictive tunes from the outer viscera of the garage scene. It's all bottom heavy, gutted, swamp-fuzz slathered in their own shimmering, oddball charm that helps UZI RASH carve out there own little pantheon of coolness in wierdsville. Sloppy, shambolic cave man thud that'll sidle up nicely against your Cramps, Swell Maps, Cheater Slicks, and Pussy Galore records. A chaotic mess from start to finish."

http://www.shop.dead-beat-records.com/UZI-RASH-Whyte-Rash-Time-LP-WHITE-WAX-LTD-TO-100-DB-98-WHITE-LP.htm

http://soundcloud.com/uzi-rash/a-new-house

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March 19- on the radio w Andre Torrez

March 22- 1234go! records with GGREEN, GANGLIANS, TWIN STEPS

March 31- 1234go! records w CHAIN + the GANG, another///// WHYTE RASH TIME RELEASE SHOW

APRIL 7+8 we go into the studio (living room) to record CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER, our next hit LP

April 10- oakland, w BIG BLACK CLOUD (pdx)

more soon

WEST COSTS HEADS PART 2 and more

FEB 9- eugene luckys cigar club w THE BLIMP
FEB 10- seattle black lodge w UNNATURAL HELPERS, WIMPS, SPURM
FEB 11- olympia track house 511 7th ave se w SHARK PACT, MUTOID MEN
FEB 12- portland the alleyway w BIG BLACK CLOUD
FEB 14 - san francisco hemlock w TITS free valentines day show

despite van destruction, we soldier on

Feb 23- knockout sf w BIG EYES, BAD BACKS, STREETEATERS

FEB 24- lobot gallery oakland w PRIMARY COLORS, SNOB PALACE

MAR 22- 1234go1 w GGREEN, GANGLIANS, TWIN STEPS

MAR 31- 1234go! w GRASS WIDOW, CHAIN and the GANG

one of the above will be our release show for "WHYTE RASH TIME" LP.

on tour we will have "BLBL" cassette (NEW!), "30 in 2012"LP, "PALMWINE RUMPUS 2" LP, "I SAW U" 7"

YES IT IS DELIGHTFUL

HUG EVERYTHING NOW

JAN 11- oakland 1234go! records w STILL SUIT, MEAT SWAP

JAN 12- sacto press club w ENGLISH SINGLES, NASA SPACE UNIVERSE

JAN 13- san diego tower bar w CHRISTMAS ISLAND, STALINS OF SOUND

JAN 14- day show fullerton burger records 4pm w GLITTER WIZARD, PLANT TRIBE

JAN 14- costa mesa detroit bar w BLEACHED, the 321s

JAN 17- oakland vitus THEE CORMANS, SWEATLODGE

we have new record "I WAS 30 IN 2012" LP from volar records

plus "I SAW U" 7" from 1234go! records, "PALMWINE RUMPUS VOL. 2" LP from 24/7 industries.

available soon: "WHYTE RASH TIME"LP from deadbeat records

we journey north in february. we travel to the east in april. we finish in november.

THANK YOU

GARBAGELAND

from "I WAS 30 IN 2012" upcoming LP on volar records.

nov 17- thrillhouse records sf w UH OH milwilly, BOOM BOOM KID argentina, TENDER BUTTONS 7pm, bring donations

nov 18- 3137 telegraph w GGREEN sac, SPACE TIME, MEAT SWAP, GAZE

dec 9- 2371 21st ave sf nugget house w TRMRS oc, DATE CREPE

dec 10 sugar mtn TWIN STEPS record release, TRMRS, YI

dec 17 1234go! record store oakland "I WAS 30 IN 2012" LP RECORD RELEASE w LENZ, HIGH CASTLE

jan 11- oak

jan 12-sacto

jan 13- sd

jan 14- la

TOTALLY SWAMPED

DRAINING THE SWAMP cdr 24/7 industries now available

I WAS 30 IN 2012- LP volar records available december 17

PALMWINE RUMPUS Vol 2- LP 24/7 industries still available

WHYTE RASH TIME-LP tba available at some time

upcoming performances

oct 13 lobot gallery 1800 campbell, oakland- as THE UNDERTONES, SHANNON and The CLAMS as CCR, YOUNGER LOVERS as The GO-GOs, PRIMARY COLORS/SUN PRAIRIE as SIOUXSIE and The BANSHEES, DJ YEAH RIGHT, art by m. nordile, pre halloween dance bash a thon

oct 28 brick and mortar sf- as THE UNDERTONES, NOBUNNY as NEW YORK DOLLS, APACHE, TY SEGALL, ZULUS

oct 21- lobot gallery oakland- improvised score to dance piece by BRONTEZ (younger lovers, gravy train!!!!)

oct 22 - daryll manor 1006 7th ave oakland FAMILY MATTERS (last show), PINK FILMS

nov 17 - thrillhouse records sf w UH-OH, others

nov 18- 3137 telegraph oakland w GGREEN, MEAT SWAP, GAZE, SPACE TIME

dec 9- engine works sf w TRMRS

dec 10- sugar mtn oakland w TRMRS, TWIN STEPS

dec 17- 1234GO! records oakland w HIGH CASTLE, others tba

LP RELEASE SHOW for "I WAS 30 IN 2012"