Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Sunday, December 26, 2010

ODORLISQUES



WHAT, US WORMY? upcoming 2011
jan 10th- ghosttown gallery w THE BABIES, TENEMENT, HUFF STUFF MAGAZINE
sometime in jan? or feb? tba, anyway PALMWINE RUMPUS vol 1 and 2 CD and LP (respectively) release by PARTY NGG! and a special show. also NO MONEY NO PROBLEMS cdr
jan 31- arcata w KNIFEY SPOONY
feb 1- eugene w KNIFEY SPOONY
feb 2- seattle black lodge w UNNATURAL HELPERS, KNIFEY SPOONY
feb 5- tba slabtown bender
feb 10? a thing?
mar 4- 1234go! records presents UZI RASH 4th ANNUAL ARTS SHOW plus 7inch release shindig! featuring COLLEEN GREEN
thheee ffuuttuurrreeetba- I WAS 30 IN 2012 LP recorded by andy human.
NOTHING, WITE RASH THYME, 4 way split w??? well, maybe. repress of WE LIVE ON TRASH? split w MIKE HUNCHBACK? who can say? a video w JACQUELINE? ok, lets not get carried away! an MRR interview by mr indigenous nudity himself, LEW HOUSTON?!???


"If you don't see the fnord it can't eat you, don't see the fnord, don't see the fnord..."

Thursday, December 16, 2010

A LITTLE MORE NOTHING



Long ago before the dawn of man as we have researched about it in 7th grade Social Studies there was a bone and rock. From that bone and rock came the first xenoa0r30rweraphone, later known as the Tenor Saxophone so the common people could understand and utilize it for the greater good of musical progression and exploration. The Tenor Saxophone was then the main instrument in a music called JAZZ. JAZZ IS THE MUSIC OF THE COMMON PEOPLE.

But in modern society it has become a stale euroelevator lovesong of boring douchejizz. More often than now it is used to enhance sexual explosions (source: some dickhead with a PhD from 6Boner9 College.) It is no longer the music of the common people. What was once a forward thinking style of art is now just a medium for horny people to keep their libido's in a superchargeupliftmofopartyplanunknownfreakystyley.

In the future Jazz will no longer be known as Jazz. It will be known as Jozz and will only be listened to on SM satellite radio by the lower middle lower class since class systems will divided up in sevens. DUH!

- STEVE0



I KNOW THAT YOU READ MY WEEKEND DIARY:
smells like pills
central valley rainbowed
zone factory
glyphyt
game room cities
beach bdvl
jungle bros
monkey bread
worm dangle
agra oh!
i am healed (AGAIN)
"desire path to cryptoforest urinal"
saddlery (come into my barn)
frank/frank2/original frank gehry - A TOTAL NOPE SHOW

Saturday, December 11, 2010

NOTHING




more appearances:
december 17th- COPLAND Paddys bday w SHANNON AND THE CLAMS, SWEET NOTHING, DIRTY CUPCAKES, ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST
dec 21- FIVE POINTS ARTSPACE sf w DIRTY CUPCAKES, YOUNGER LOVERS, TERRY MALTS
dec 29- STORK CLUB w LENS, WARM BLOOD, NECTARINE PIE

Sunday, November 14, 2010

CLOSER TO THEE

weekend jaunt so cal forthcoming, to wit:

Dec 10 FULLERTON CA tba, w wounded lion, colleen green, others
Dec 11 SAN DIEGO CA tower bar w stalins of sound, shapes of future frames
Dec 12 BAKERSFIELD CA franks house 623 Lincoln St w processors, raghav pahrti

updates soon


more new:
NO MONEY NO PROBLEMS cdr available dec 2010

PALMWINE RUMPUS vol 1 cdr to be included with PALMWINE RUMPUS vol 2 LP available early 2011 from PARTY NGG! records

march 4th 2011 UZI RASH 4th ANNUAL ARTS EXPOSITION and MUSIC SHOW at 1234GO! Records oakland with colleen green in conjunction with ISAWU 7" release on 1234GO! Records

more new soon just wait

Monday, October 25, 2010

MONKSPIEL

hey there fuck face uh, my name is STANLEY. its beet time, its trash day, its RASH time, its MONK time. we dont like the army. what army? what, me worry? why do you kill all those kids on planet earth? my brothers and sisters are dying on planet earth. mad earthlings.
and JOHN RAMBO, who is he? he didnt draw first blood, you did. stop it. i love it i hate it! its too loud for the ears?
FRANK GEHRY is coming now, we like it, we like it.
but we dont like the atom bomb. stop it, i dont like it i like it.
whats your program COURTNEY?
you think like i think. you gotta rash, i got a rash, man, we ALL got rashes.
CODY STEV0 BENNY COURTNEY lets go its RASH time, its MONK time.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

UPCOMING SHOWS and NEWS new

tues oct 12 sugar mtn LENS, WAX IDOLS, ROYAL BATHS its heathers bday (see below photo)


wed oct 13 locos only w DIRTY CUPCAKES, NOBUNNY

MONKS thurs oct 28th white horse


MONKS sun oct 31 thee parkside


nov 7 oakland copland 2313 san pablo w SPURM (seattle), LENS, TWIN STEPS, SIMON LEBRON

nov 12 oakland willow house 10th and willow w CRUDDY (austin), SLUG LIFE, one more



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