Tuesday, November 27, 2012

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS and CREDITS

THANK YOU: everyone who has bought a record, set up a show, put us up, and attended a performance.



UZI RASH WOULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT:

PLAYERS: Erin Allen, Thomas Alvarez, Ian Amberson, Cody Blanchard, Cancifis, Courtney Castleman, Justin Champlin, Nato Coles, Owen Cook, Dylan Craver, Mick Crosby, Matt Corona, Ian Dugas, Andrew Henderson, Andy Human, Hunchback Craig, Matt Galbreth, Dani Golomb, Laura Gravander, Johnnie Heinz, Ben Heykes, Mike Hunchback, Liz Liles, James Luster, Matthew Melton, Mandy Mullins, Steve Oriolo, Lauren Orso, Alese Osborn, Nate Penn, Brontez Purnell, Eric Randall, Patrick Shaw, Shannon Shaw, Andrew Sullivan, Sweet Tooth, Micah Warren, Erin Williams,  Danny Zajakowski

AUDIO: Cody Blanchard, Jackson Blumgart, Justin Champlin, Owen Cook, Andy Human, the Hunchbacks (Mike and Craig), Jason Testasecca

VISUAL: Owen Cook, Dan Shaw (Barfsnake Films)

DISTRIBUTION: 1234GO! Records (Steve Stevenson), Burger Records (Sean and Lee), the Church and Commune (James Luster), Dead Beat Records (Tom), Freedom School Records (Mike Hunchback),  GGNZLA (T.V. Coahran), Jerkwave Records (Dead Luke), Party Ngg Records (Auchie Semos aka Josh Patrick Quinn aka JPQ [do not work with this person]), Pleasant Screams (Hans White), Volar Records (Craig Oliver)

TRANSPORTATION: Cody Blanchard, Courtney Castleman, Owen Cook, Mick Crosby, Lisa Mancini, Steve Oriolo, Allie Hanlan

WISDOM, SUPPORT, and INSPIRATION: Nate Bedortha, Justin Champlin, Lew Houston, Lisa Mancini, Shannon Shaw

SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE: Rev. Stanley J. Bingman

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER

UZI RASH (the mark of Cain) proudly presents
with 1-2-3-4GO! Records (Zero Boys reference)
CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER (industrial trash bags)


1- CLOGGED DRAINS (proposed new theme song for "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe"
2- OUT FOR BRUNCH (in which an unlucky  Christian missionary meets an ironic fate at the hands of cannibals indigenous to Papua New Guinea)
3- GOLDEN DAWN (in which one Mr. Aleister Crowley slinks away on a walk of shame from his conquest the morning after Ash Wednesday)
4- FISH HEAD GOD (in which Jesus Christ turns himself into a sea creature to punctuate an amusing and educational parable, but is inadvertently caught by a fisherman. Maybe.)
5- BONGO COUNTY FAIR (in which wild animals of the forest must seek hibernous refuge away from the Dionysian revelry of loud and emboldened moonshiners by leaving the titular Bongo County)
6- UNDER THE WATER (in which a globster remembers his life from before and meets an unfortunate end trying to reconnect with his past)
7- THE MAN WHO BRINGS THE MUD (in which a wandering hobo's offering of nite soil is refused by an amphibious overlord resurrected by his faith in a god who is a figment of his depraved imagination)
8- ULTRASOFT HS BLACK (don't buy oil based ink for screen printing your band's shirts if you don't have an industrial dryer and then take them on tour anyway and they get filthy oily residue everywhere because they aren't dry and then try and wash them when you get home but they really just muddy up the washing and drying machines for clean clothes)
9- W3 (in which a male invalid fantasizes about the return of his lover, a benevolent witch, while she tends to the dying crops of a nearby village)
10- * ("To Be Alone with You" was the first song Dylan recorded for Nashville Skyline, on February 13, 1969. Years after recording the song, Dylan commented that "I was trying to grasp something that would lead me on to where I thought I should be, and it didn't go anywhere.")

Featuring:
M.Nordile- vocals, electric guitar, acoustic guitar
Steve0- bass guitar, prepared 12 string guitar, acoustic guitar
BTO- guitar, banjo, electric MIDI saxophone, drums
The Littlest Trashman- prepared 12 string guitar, drums
Mick- drums
Mandy Mullins- vocals
J.T.- recording engineer, producer
Rev. Stanley J. Bingman- remote spiritual guidance
Dan Shaw- video director

Recorded Easter of 2012 at 3/27 Haus, Oakland, CA

http://youtu.be/Klorz45FiT4
http://youtu.be/hh_hikkC8og

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

ALTAR STATS



oct 5- casa sandinista oakland w YI, BODY SWAP, NATIVE CATS (tasmania)
oct 21 parkside sf w WHITE MYSTERY, GREG ASHLEY, CRACKED ICE
oct 26 new parish oakland w NOBUNNY, SHANNON AND THE CLAMS, AUDACITY, we will be performing as THE FALL

oct 28- oakland 1234go records w Unnatural Helpers, Stillsuit, Synthetic ID
nov 2- LA redwood w Pteredacdudes, Shark Toys
3- Fullerton, burger records w The Eeries
4- Flagstaff Cottage House w Custody Battle
5- Albq little engine gallery
6- El Paso Ms Lips Lounge
7- Austin 29th st ballroom w Cruddy, Dikes of Holland
8- Houston
9- NOLA saturn bar
10- Mobile
11- St Augustine, Nobbys w Bermuda, The Mold
12- Orlando , Lous w Hungry Gayze, Partying
13- Atlanta *
14- Chattanooga
15- Nashville *
16- Columbus, Bourbon st w Guinea Worms, Brain, Biff Boff Barf!
17- Detroit painted lady w Sros Lords, k-9 sniffies
18- Milwilly ground zero
19- Carbondale, Lost Cross House w aAutonomy, GGreen
20- Lawrence replay lounge w GGReen
21- Denver Tea House
22- day off, thanksgiving holiday
23- SLC
24- Reno holland project
25- Sacto Animal House, w Ggreen, Screature


Monday, August 20, 2012

FINAL SEASON TOUR THE END (2007-2012)

our last tour will occur in November, in concordance with our newest LP CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER on 1234go! records


NOVEMBER
2- LA redwood w Pteredacdudes, Shark Toys
3- Fullerton, burger records w The Eeries
4- Flagstaff Cottage House w Custody Battle
5- Albq
6- El Paso  Ms Lips Lounge
7- Austin 29th st ballroom w Cruddy, Dikes of Holland
8- Houston w Mikey and the Drags
9- NOLA
10- Mobile
11- St Augustine, Nobbys
12- Orlando , Lous
13- Atlanta *
14- Chattanooga 
15- Nashville *
16- Columbus, Bourbon st w Guinea Worms, Brain, Biff Boff Barf!
17- Detroit painted lady w Sros Lords, k-9 sniffies
18- Milwilly ground zero
19- Carbondale, Lost Cross House
20- Lawrence
21- Denver Tea House
22- day off, thanksgiving holiday
23- SLC
24- Reno
25- Sacto Animal House, w Ggreen, Screature
*= help, please contact mnordile@gmail.com

also

For our halloween show Oct 26 at New Parish, we will be performing as THE FALL. Others are SHANNON and the Clams, PANGEA, and NOBUNNY as various acts

and

OUR LAST SHOW IS DECEMBER 1, 2012 at SUGAR MTN oakland, ca w special guests KAREN, TERRY MALTS, tba, with Projections by BLACK HOLE


Friday, August 10, 2012

LEVIATHAN




The Leviathan is mentioned six times in the Hebrew Bible, with Job 41:1-41:34 being dedicated to describing him in detail:[1]
1 Can you pull in the leviathan with a fishhook or tie down his tongue with a rope?
2 Can you put a cord through his nose or pierce his jaw with a hook?
3 Will he keep begging you for mercy? Will he speak to you with gentle words?
4 Will he make an agreement with you for you to take him as your slave for life?
5 Can you make a pet of him like a bird or put him on a leash for your girls?
6 Will traders barter for him? Will they divide him up among the merchants?
7 Can you fill his hide with harpoons or his head with fishing spears?
8 If you lay a hand on him, you will remember the struggle and never do it again!
9 Any hope of subduing him is false; the mere sight of him is overpowering.
10 No-one is fierce enough to rouse him. Who then is able to stand against me?
11 Who has a claim against me that I must pay? Everything under heaven belongs to me.
12 I will not fail to speak of his limbs, his strength and his graceful form.
13 Who can strip off his outer coat? Who would approach him with a bridle?
14 Who dares open the doors of his mouth, ringed about with his fearsome teeth?
15 His back has rows of shields tightly sealed together;
16 each is so close to the next that no air can pass between.
17 They are joined fast to one another; they cling together and cannot be parted.
18 His snorting throws out flashes of light; his eyes are like the rays of dawn.
19 Firebrands stream from his mouth; sparks of fire shoot out.
20 Smoke pours from his nostrils as from a boiling pot over a fire of reeds.
21 His breath sets coals ablaze, and flames dart from his mouth.
22 Strength resides in his neck; dismay goes before him.
23 The folds of his flesh are tightly joined; they are firm and immovable.
24 His chest is hard as rock, hard as a lower millstone.
25 When he rises up, the mighty are terrified; they retreat before his thrashing.
26 The sword that reaches him has no effect, nor does the spear or the dart or the javelin.
27 Iron he treats like straw and bronze like rotten wood.
28 Arrows do not make him flee, sling stones are like chaff to him.
29 A club seems to him but a piece of straw, he laughs at the rattling of the lance.
30 His undersides are jagged potsherds, leaving a trail in the mud like a threshing-sledge.
31 He makes the depths churn like a boiling cauldron and stirs up the sea like a pot of ointment.
32 Behind him he leaves a glistening wake; one would think the deep had white hair.
33 Nothing on earth is his equal— a creature without fear.
34 He looks down on all that are haughty; he is king over all that are proud.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

LETS GET TOGETHER AND FEEL ALRIGHT

upcoming: When the veil is lifted b/w FTP Lite 2 album cassette on burger records, I Forget 7" on GGNZLA, Coreless Roll Can-Liner LP on 1234GO! with tape on Burger Records, Beast Of Trash best of rash on Burger Records, The Garbageman's Uniform LP on?, Halloween for The Fall, November national tour, THE END

AUG 2 HEMLOCK TAVERN SF w LENZ, others



AUG 11 RENDEZVOUS SEATTLE w THE PHARMACY, STICKERS. 5th and Final Art Show, plus GGNZLA 7" release show
http://ggnzla.bandcamp.com/album/i-forgot-7



AUG 15 THE KNOCKOUT SF w AUDACITY, SHANNON and the CLAMS, PRIMITIVE HEARTS





Monday, June 18, 2012

NO THINGS





and then, in august we shall convene with cruddy from austin tx, and wimps from seattle. on separate dates. also up coming- BLBL tape from Pleasant Screams Tapes, TROUTWOMEN 7" on GGNZLA, CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER LP from 1234go!, our FIFTH (and final) ANNUAL ART SHOW, our Final Tour in the fall. Then, we say "goodbye".
more soon

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

WHYTE RASH TIME: a review (from france)

You thought all to have heard with PINBALL, ARAB ONE RADAR, HOMOSTUPIDS, FOLDED SHIRT and the SHAGGS?  I present you UZI RASH, well broken quartet if it is some.  The first one listens (Labrador) took place in evening end, immediately following the departure of the buddies Eric and come Audrey to the house to do the dubbing of Investigation of Action (yes not tries not to understand, I will explain you a day).  With Jennie, one wondered what it had well been able to go through the head of these Americans to deliver of a similar disc.  Indeed, this is very simple.  Suffices to listen temperate.  Music blues rock tinkered with vaudou with the means of the edge, supreme discords, talks of deaf one between all the instruments.  And then this completely stunned voice, deep feeble, delayed to the extreme one, so improbable that one would believe it gone out of a bad episode of Ren & Stimpy.  Poulpos should love.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

NEW SHOWs HEADS real


may 6- 3/27 haus 3127 telegraph oakland early show 6pm CUSTODY BATTLE (az), YI
may 11th- davis bike collective w GGREEN, CHARLES ALBRIGHT
may 12th- clarks house 249 ryland reno w SPITTING IMAGE, SPOROZOAN
may 26th- speakeasy hunters point sf w YI, SYNTHETIC ID, TERRY MALTS
may 31st- whitehorse oakland GO! GO! fest w WHITE FANG, CCR HEADCLEANER





also upcoming: PORTERS cdr self release,  Troutwomen 7" from GGNZLA, BLBL cassettes from Hans White, CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER LP from 1234GO!

Thursday, March 29, 2012

contribution to ASSWIPE

UZI RASH

in

WHYTE RASH TIME*








HI MY NAME IS REVEREND STANLEY JAY BINGMAN AND ITS HOPS TIME ITS BEET TIME ITS CHARRED REMAINS AND NOBRLE CABBAGE TIME NOTHING LEFT TO SCAVENGE TIME AND WERE NOT IN THE ARMY WHAT ARMY THE WHYTE RASH ARMY MAYBE OF COURSE BUT NATURALLY BEYOND THATW ERE NOT IN THE ARMY IN FACT WE HATE THE ARMY WHAT ARMY? WHYTE ARMY? WHO CARES WHAT ARMY HEY WHY DID YOU KILL ALL MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS TOURIST ON THE KADATH PLAIN STARING AT SPIRAL SPIRES ALL LIKE DUH HEY MY EX WIFE DIED IN KADATH NO NOT THAT EX WIFE MY OTHER EX WIFE DONT BE INSENSITIVE AND HEY WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE TREES ON EASTER ISLAND BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS WHO IS BUD TUTMARC AND RICHARD STERLING AND ALEISTER CROCODILE I LIKE THEM WE ALL LIKE THEM HECK WE LOVE THEM BUT HEY WE LOVE EVERYBODY DONT WE WE YEAH WE DO STOP IT STOP IT ITS HURTING MY EARS ITS QUITE A RACKET BUT I LIKE IT I DONT LIKE YOUR RACKET YOU CAPITALIST YOU POSEUR WE LIKE PUSSY GALORE WE LOVE SEX WE HATE WAR WE HATE BOSSES WE HATE RENT WE LOVE LOVE WE DONT LIKE THE ATOM BOMB WHATS THAT ANYWAY WE DONT LIKE THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER FUCK YOU SCIENTISTS HOW DO YOU WORK ANYWAY WHATS YOUR MEANING LITTLE TRASHMAN/JANITOR WHATS YOUR PROGRAM HEY YOU THINK LIKE I THINK IVE GOT A WHYTE RASH PECULA MECCATTI YOUVE GOT A WHYTE RASH MARK O CAIN YOU THINK LIKE I THINK WE ALL GOT RASHES HEY SWEETTOOTH, DAN, DANI, DANNY, DYLAN, OWEN, IAN, IAN, NATO, ANDREW, ANDREW, ANDY, ERIC, ERIN, LIZ, LISA, LELAH, LAURA, LAUREN, STEVE0, MICK, COURTNEY, BEN, PADDY, MAX, MATT, MICAH, MIKE, JUSTIN, JOHNNIE, JAMES ITS 24/7 TIME ITS SCUM TIME ITS DUMM TIME ITS AGE OF THE REPTILES TIME ITS OUTTA TIME TIME UNDER PRESSURE ITS BEET TIME ITS HOPS TIME ITS WHYTE RASH TIME






*should have 8 points. i mean, cmon, its on the 8 key, right?



UZI RASH 2007-2012

Monday, March 5, 2012

WHYTE RASH TIME + information


"UZI RASH- Whyte Rash Time LP. Left coast wack jobs UZI RASH continue to make some of the most unique and memorable music around. Sounding like a stripped down garage band diving head first into a bottle of cough syrup, UZI RASH blast irresistibly, unpredictive tunes from the outer viscera of the garage scene. It's all bottom heavy, gutted, swamp-fuzz slathered in their own shimmering, oddball charm that helps UZI RASH carve out there own little pantheon of coolness in wierdsville. Sloppy, shambolic cave man thud that'll sidle up nicely against your Cramps, Swell Maps, Cheater Slicks, and Pussy Galore records. A chaotic mess from start to finish."

http://www.shop.dead-beat-records.com/UZI-RASH-Whyte-Rash-Time-LP-WHITE-WAX-LTD-TO-100-DB-98-WHITE-LP.htm
http://soundcloud.com/uzi-rash/a-new-house
http://soundcloud.com/uzi-rash/swamp-walk-1
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March 19- on the radio w Andre Torrez
March 22- 1234go! records with GGREEN, GANGLIANS, TWIN STEPS
March 31- 1234go! records w CHAIN + the GANG, another///// WHYTE RASH TIME RELEASE SHOW

APRIL 7+8 we go into the studio (living room) to record CORELESS ROLL CAN-LINER, our next hit LP
April 10- oakland, w BIG BLACK CLOUD (pdx)
more soon

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

WEST COSTS HEADS PART 2 and more


FEB 9- eugene luckys cigar club w THE BLIMP
FEB 10- seattle black lodge w UNNATURAL HELPERS, WIMPS, SPURM
FEB 11- olympia track house 511 7th ave se w SHARK PACT, MUTOID MEN
FEB 12- portland the alleyway w BIG BLACK CLOUD
FEB 14 - san francisco hemlock w TITS free valentines day show


despite van destruction, we soldier on

Feb 23- knockout sf w BIG EYES, BAD BACKS, STREETEATERS
FEB 24- lobot gallery oakland w PRIMARY COLORS, SNOB PALACE
MAR 22- 1234go1 w GGREEN, GANGLIANS, TWIN STEPS
MAR 31- 1234go! w GRASS WIDOW, CHAIN and the GANG
one of the above will be our release show for "WHYTE RASH TIME" LP.
on tour we will have "BLBL" cassette (NEW!), "30 in 2012"LP, "PALMWINE RUMPUS 2" LP, "I SAW U" 7"

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Monday, December 19, 2011

HUG EVERYTHING NOW

JAN 11- oakland 1234go! records w STILL SUIT, MEAT SWAP
JAN 12- sacto press club w ENGLISH SINGLES, NASA SPACE UNIVERSE
JAN 13- san diego tower bar w CHRISTMAS ISLAND, STALINS OF SOUND
JAN 14- day show fullerton burger records 4pm w GLITTER WIZARD, PLANT TRIBE
JAN 14- costa mesa detroit bar w BLEACHED, the 321s
JAN 17- oakland vitus THEE CORMANS, SWEATLODGE

we have new record "I WAS 30 IN 2012" LP from volar records
plus "I SAW U" 7" from 1234go! records, "PALMWINE RUMPUS VOL. 2" LP from 24/7 industries.
available soon: "WHYTE RASH TIME"LP from deadbeat records

we journey north in february. we travel to the east in april. we finish in november.
THANK YOU

Monday, October 24, 2011

GARBAGELAND


from "I WAS 30 IN 2012" upcoming LP on volar records.

nov 17- thrillhouse records sf w UH OH milwilly, BOOM BOOM KID argentina, TENDER BUTTONS 7pm, bring donations
nov 18- 3137 telegraph w GGREEN sac, SPACE TIME, MEAT SWAP, GAZE
dec 9- 2371 21st ave sf nugget house w TRMRS oc, DATE CREPE
dec 10 sugar mtn TWIN STEPS record release, TRMRS, YI
dec 17 1234go! record store oakland "I WAS 30 IN 2012" LP RECORD RELEASE w LENZ, HIGH CASTLE
jan 11- oak
jan 12-sacto
jan 13- sd
jan 14- la

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

TOTALLY SWAMPED



DRAINING THE SWAMP cdr 24/7 industries now available
I WAS 30 IN 2012- LP volar records available december 17
PALMWINE RUMPUS Vol 2- LP 24/7 industries still available
WHYTE RASH TIME-LP tba available at some time

upcoming performances
oct 13 lobot gallery 1800 campbell, oakland- as THE UNDERTONES, SHANNON and The CLAMS as CCR, YOUNGER LOVERS as The GO-GOs, PRIMARY COLORS/SUN PRAIRIE as SIOUXSIE and The BANSHEES, DJ YEAH RIGHT, art by m. nordile, pre halloween dance bash a thon

oct 28 brick and mortar sf- as THE UNDERTONES, NOBUNNY as NEW YORK DOLLS, APACHE, TY SEGALL, ZULUS

oct 21- lobot gallery oakland- improvised score to dance piece by BRONTEZ (younger lovers, gravy train!!!!)

oct 22 - daryll manor 1006 7th ave oakland FAMILY MATTERS (last show), PINK FILMS

nov 17 - thrillhouse records sf w UH-OH, others

nov 18- 3137 telegraph oakland w GGREEN, MEAT SWAP, GAZE, SPACE TIME

dec 9- engine works sf w TRMRS

dec 10- sugar mtn oakland w TRMRS, TWIN STEPS

dec 17- 1234GO! records oakland w HIGH CASTLE, others tba
LP RELEASE SHOW for "I WAS 30 IN 2012"



Tuesday, September 6, 2011

* from "ORGAZM ADDICT" 1 available sept 29

the second line line 2 rings its the litllest rtrashmans line theres 3 lines mnordile, the littlest trashman and sweettooths line but only the littlest trashman ever calls me and its only if its a big deal so im all like holy moley and i answer and he says im walking you to the big mans office yep up to the reverends place and so im totally feeling a little spritually constipated and i know the rev is gonna sense it and the littlest trashman is at my cubicle in no time and he says like lets go his mustache is more than a little silly but i follow becaus ewhat else can i do ya know up we go to the sacristy the big office to see bingman and im quaking he'll know he'll know but theres no y=time and di clutch at my feeble note like starvation so the littlest trashman snickers and yeah its rel funny to him in the private elevator up to another private elevator down cuz his office is in the basement and oh boy the basement i dread ground floors past the ground floor pretty far below the tower of uzi rash industries incorporated and out the elevator and what the fuck me and the littlest trashman are outside, the doors slide shut behind me and the waves splash at my feet as i hear the far off and out tinkling of takeshi terauchi and the palms sway in the breez eexcept for a weird small zodiac boat with sweettooth at the helm and the littlest trashman says pay the man so i do in rash buck$ and we are ferried off to a catamaran office (whaaaa? you KNOW what i mean) and theres thye rev sitting ugly on some weird net thing my boat he sez and he needs a shave real bad and hes got a filthy aloha shirt on and filthy cut off dungarees and the ugly catamaran floats idly stillly in the blue green no teal no green blue water various fish and turtles and shit circle the thing and we 4 stand ther for a few shakes and then rev sez take a seat and take a seat and he sayeth lets changwe this thing thee olde switcheroo and no more mono lake, lets take thins groovy thing all the way to lemuria lets go way way back no more bugs no more tufa no more brine shrimp lets get tropicale and im like what you talking about hes all EASTER FUCKING ISLAND and i can see the glint of dollar sign s in his eyes charging an arm and a leg for admission better than california but i just secured the permits for mono and im feeling a little slighted i been planning this for a long time working real hard and now hes changing it and to top it all off the rev is like you need to get yr ya yas out yr a little backed up filthy pipes practice that mantra and hes like make i so now get out and me and the littlest trashman and sweettooth and me hop off the catamaran and into the zodiac and back to the beach and the elevator doors appear from nowhere in the jungle and tooth and trash bid each other an ai shub-nigguroth and were back in the elevator the littlest trashman smirks under that mustache of his and ive got sand in my shoes the rest of the dya grit betwixt me toes as i try to book the uzi rash group bands last show november 27 2012 on fucking easter island what a headache! gotta find that mrr with hthe rapa nui scene report i guess now

Thursday, August 25, 2011

KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY


aug 26th thee parkside sf TOTAL TRASH w the shrouds, outdoorsmen, traditional fools

aug 30 elis oakland w outdoorsmen, the molestations, moto

sept 1 thee parkside sf w king lollipop, buffalo tooth, cool ghouls

sept 8 white horse oakland w cyclops, the whoosie whatsits

sept 16 hemlock sf w fuzzy cloaks, nectarine pie

sept 22 mama buzz w battle stations, another too

sept 29 knock out ORGAZM ADDICT release show, w alexis penney blair


some soon stuff:
"i was 30 in 2012" LP from volar records

and halloween: see above



Thursday, June 23, 2011

2 interviews:more information

july 6- sugar mtn oakland w leaders, guitar magazine
july 9- hemlock sf w leaders, slam dunk, midnite snaxx



july 22- 1234go! 10year anniversary w nobunny, unnatural helpers, more
july 23-bad pad fullerton w unnnatural helpers, ty segall, audacity
july 24- eleven bar SD w unnnatural helpers, death sex
july 25- dark horse saloon, la w unnnatural helpers, the zig zags
july 26- redwood, la w unnnatural helpers
july 27- kellys place bakersfield w unnnatural helpers, processors
july 28- the hemlock sf w unnnatural helpers, eat skull, streeteaters
july 29- davis charred dog house w unnnatural helpers, anal mucus
aug 4- sugar mtn oakland w ggreen, grass widow, broken water
aug 26- total trash thee parkside sf w the shrouds, culture kids, traditional fools
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by barker gee

the Most Reverend Stanley J. Bingman is the inspirational,
charismatic, and mysterious leader (?) for Oakland, CA's (favorite?)
slop-pop outfit, (the) UZI RASH (BAND GROUP? OOZEY WRASCH? U$i RAZH?).
The band is set to open the
string of events for the 1234go Records 10th Anniversary (party?). you can
catch their set at the Oakland Metropolitan Operahouse on Friday July 22nd @
8. Bring a strong stomach and don't be late!

1) So0O0o00oo, How would you describe your band to those who have yet to
experience the Rash? Do you have a mission statement? Should (we) be
(afraid?)scared?

-backwards beach party/ universal trowel/ seersucker enthusiasts/ a
surprisingly robust civil society:
In men whom men condemn as ill
I find so much of goodness still.
In men whom men pronounce divine
I find so much of sin and blot
I do not dare to draw a line
Between the two, where God has not.

-mission statement: Resacralization of the world versus materialism.
Natural social hierarchy versus an artificial hierarchy based on wealth.
The tribal community versus the nation-state.
Stewardship of the earth versus the "maximization of resources."
A harmonious relationship between men and women versus the "war
between the sexes."
Handicraft and artisanship versus industrial mass-production.

-we can choose fear or we can choose love WE CHOOSE LOVE. CHOOSE LOVE
WITH US. Take our hand, friend!

2)UR is known for having some pretty weird, intense performances chocked
full of (zany) antics and (crazy) sounds. There seems to be no shortage of
weirdness or band members. (Can you put a number on how many folks have been
in UR?) Do you have anything up your sleeve for your show on Friday July
22nd at the Metro? Are you ready to get weird?

-our numbers are legion. i personally cant count: i know only the
number 1 (one) and many (lots). our numbers come and go seasonally,
like old saint nick of easter island.

-just our usual blend of dionysian impulses balanced perfectly with
our palate cleansing, soul searing reverence for "performance".

3) What are your future plans including tours, releases, 2012,
etc…?

- "palmwine rumpus vol2" LP now available.
"i was 30 in 2012" LP on volar records sept 2011
"whyte rash time" album to be recorded july 2011
"the navel of the world- south pacific songs and stories" album to be
recorded fall 2011

-on tour of southern ca july 22- 29 with unnatural helpers.

4) The 1234 go records Anniversary shows have historically had some great
line-ups. Who are you excited to see this year? Any bands that for some
reason or another are not playing that you would have loved to see?

-Don Van Vliet would have been a dee lite full surprise

5) What do you love about the East Bay (why are you here)? Do you have any
recommendations for those out-of-towners that find some extra time to kill
while visiting for the weekend (e.g., shops, eats, treats, brothels, other
attractions, etc…)?

The Hights, the Oakland home Miller built at the end of his life, is
currently known as the Joaquin Miller House and is part of Joaquin
Miller Park. He planted the surrounding trees and he personally built,
on the eminence to the north, his own funeral pyre and monuments
dedicated to Moses, General John C. Frémont, and the poets Robert
Browning and Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
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by andre torres

-Did you start the band? When? Are you from Oakland? How do you
describe the band’s sound? What are people labeling you as?
The band started itself, but by my filthy paws, much int he way any
durn thing gets isself goin, forward inertia, gravity, itchin
scratchin, caterwaulin, doing the basement boogie on a slime tiled
Seattle carpet. BY that time, the stRT I DO MEAN, the band sound was
much more the same of itsselfs than it could possible be now! born
grown! a need for regression, degression, bubbling in a slow stew of
primordial ooze, toxifyin, etc was a necessity for the backwards
beachparty squelch and shimmy. get me? we been called all manner o
things but i never paid em no mind. cant afford it
UZI RASH: 2007- 2012 RIP FYI ETC

-Is there a track listing for Palmwine Rumpus Vol. 2? Does it even
matter? Much of the lyrics on PR 2 are drowned out by instruments,
giving the album a nice murky, lo-fi feel. Do you prefer lyrical
content over overall sound or vice versa?
1. Reverend Stanley J. Bingmans 2,417th Dream/ Scrutinies
2. Sacred Commerce
3. Troutwomen
4. Saurian Notes
5. Serf Rock
6. Toolmaking
it dont really matter none too much. are ya playing the albumm the
rite speed by thee by? its 45 revos per. and the real art shore is
pritteee i assure yee

-Some of your lyrics to me seem self-deprecating. I’m thinking of “I’m
a Trashbag” “Bag of Dirt” and even “Totally Fired Too”. Is that a fair
assessment? In seeing your stage performance it really looks like your
working something out through your performance. Maybe cathartic? Are
you emotional? What’s usually going through your head during a show?

naw naw none o thems songs is of or pertaining to yrs truly. i just
writ em. some times of course, when im pouring over the archives, i
notice a thing er 2 that mayhaps be an unintended TRUTH (its all
true!) but those works are of non intentioned fiction. i only hate
people like i hate myself JUST KIDDING. wes only trying to work
something out, like not 'get right', but like work it on out UH HUH
like a twist n shout up

-What's the band members' names? girl on keys with white wig, guy on
bass with Long John undies, guy with a weird electro-sax looking
instrument (what was that?), girl beating on drum, doing percussion,
Ian and Cody from the Clams joined (what kind of guitar was Cody
playing? It looked really cool)
keys- thee Whyte Bitch
bass- Mateo Luv
electro sax- Bacon Tomato Onion
drum- Ms. Gravander
12 string guitar- The Little Trashman
drums- Yogoman
other guitar YRS TRULLEE

-You guys sort of looked like a (less flashy) Sly and the Family Stone
partly because of the sheer number of people in the band, but also
some of costume involved. Does the evolution of the band and its
changing members keep things fresh? Or is it be like a roommate
situation where it feels like a revolving door of instability?
Stability, much like ability is mighty ovveeerrrrated and we seek to
compensate for the tradishional rock spectical of richual with
monstrous unpredictability even too ourselfs. like A stupidogram, ya
dig? i try not to lissen to my own head so i get all surprised whener
we play a song and whose gonna show up on stage? surprises to all of
us, lets BOOJI!

-When was PR 2 released? How about the 7" with "I Saw U"?
2011 and 20111111111111111111

-With so much coming out all of a sudden, it seems like maybe you’re
sitting on a backlog of material? Is that true? Does the sound of the
upcoming Volar lp release stay true to stuff you’ve already put out?
How is it different?
thee oldedn archives is a trshbag packed brimful with the most
everlovin racket you nevr heard and like as not never will. the furure
is a mystery, the past is history, now is a gift thas why is the
present. YECCH! this new piece is like our most ya know SOPHISTICATED
yet, appalling to lovers of art n cultchure

-Are you excited for the West Coast Tour with Unnatural Helpers? What
do you expect will come of this? How’d you hear of Telephone Callers?
oh them helpers cant help no one not even theyselfs so they ask us,
hey rashies, whip us into to shape and with a grim grin, we comply! no
problemooo, fren rock, dig? those tea callers were born same time as
us, same hospital same mother, different fathers, like shub niggurath.
thousands of us! "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

-Whyte Rash Time is a nice play on words. Have you been called white
trash? Is that something to aspire to in any way? How long will it
take to record the new album?
uh, WHITE TRASH????? i htought we was in a Safe Space. oh my my. jus
foolin. naw, its a referall to them Monks "black monk time", our scum
buds in Kanzuz citay Whyte Bitch and a rash (!) of albino reptile
sitins bein heralds omans and premonitions of theee coming end tymes.
come take a rashy hand into the future

Monday, June 13, 2011

the summer of UZI RASH: to recognize oneself in the cave mind


june 16- elis oakland w blasted canyons, fine steps
june 19- the new parish oakland w hunx and his punx, shannon and the clams, the terry malts
june 22- mama buzz oakland w partman parthorse, younger lovers
july 6- sugar mtn oakland w leaders, guitar magazine
july 9- hemlock sf w leaders, slam dunk, midnite snaxx
july 22- 1234go! 10year anniversary w nobunny, unnatural helpers, more
july 23-burger recs fullerton w unnnatural helpers
july 24- eleven bar SD w unnnatural helpers, death sex
july 25- drak horse saloon, la w unnnatural helpers, the zig zags
july 26- san pedro w unnnatural helpers
july 27- dylans road house palm springs w unnnatural helpers
july 28- the hemlock sf w unnnatural helpers, eat skull, streeteaters
july 29- davis charred dog house w unnnatural helpers, anal mucus
aug 4- sugar mtn oakland w ggreen, grass widow, broken water
aug 26- total trash thee parkside sf w the shrouds, culture kids, traditional fools

information:
"palmwine rumpus vol2" LP now available.
"i was 30 in 2012" LP on volar records sept 2011
"whyte rash time" album to be recorded july 2011
"the navel of the world- south pacific songs and stories" album to be recorded fall 2011